I was watching that Jamal Bryant interview and they said something so ridiculous I almost shut the show off 😭
Because let’s be real…
The Bryants don’t wanna be church leaders — they wanna be a celebrity power couple with a reality-show pilot and a pulpit on the side.
A sprinkle of scripture… a whole buffet of camera angles, captions, and soft glam lighting 🥴
Then First Lady said,
“Being a First Lady doesn’t come with a manual.”
SOMEBODY CALL 911 — THERE IS A SPIRITUAL EMERGENCY IN PROGRESS 🚨🙏
Ma’am… the Bible BEEN the manual —
instructions, warranty, troubleshooting, AND the “Do Not Try This At Home” warning label 😭
If your leader says there’s no manual, congratulations — you are officially attending
Make-It-Up-As-We-Go Ministries: Freestyle Fellowship International 💀
At this point the church don’t even feel like church…
It’s giving The Shade Room with communion juice
and Red Carpet Revival with a praise break halftime show 😭
Be Heard Period you called this one right and now it is confirmed!
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