Breakfast at iHop cost $20 for 1#Really

Reality just slapped the hell out of me

1 dozen eggs $2

1 pound bacon $5

1 loaf of bread $3

Hash browns $3

Total for breakfast $13 I paid $7 too much 

I could have made breakfast for 4 days

I know this is GOD talking...

 

OMG I have an oven!!!

I could slap the taste from her mouth ... 1 month later