Saturday, June 20, 2026
EXCUSE MY MANNERS ... "Not one more word about the Obama family after today!!!
Excuse My Manners
I saw so many of my personal friends, buddies, classmates, family, coworkers, students, and familiar faces that I almost forgot to say thank you. So, excuse my manners.
As I listened to him answer questions in his ear from people I couldn't even see, many of them asking him to explain my absence, I realized I owed everyone a few thoughts and a proper recap.
A Few Distinguished Guests
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY WISHES"
Former Presidents George Bush and Mama "G", yes ma'am, I'm in my room planting #Greens. "I know you know where I am". "Happy Father's Day" #GB2G... "Did he openly #bid on you"?
Bill, I caught you sleeping. Hillary, that hat was killing it. You know I'm cursing under my breath. Somebody pass her a glass of vodka and kindly walk her to her seat.
Joe… hey Joe… you still here, baby? Alright then. Hey, Jill.
Angela Merkel, girl stop playing. You made #Django real. Missing my visit with you was very disappointing. Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, when you came up missing in Germany, that's who found you for me. Just note, that was before Obama.
Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, it was good seeing you as well.
Had I known so many of my "international ties" were showing up, I would have extended an invitation to Las Vegas.
Leaders, Activists, and Legends
Al Sharpton, no comment.
Andrew Young, you made it.
Oprah Winfrey, that's obvious. How much are you giving?
George Lucas, this story might be better than Star Wars. What do you think?
Steven Spielberg, you know what? I know you know where I am. You came off the mountain waiting for this movie. Happy Father's Day to you, it is part of the story I guess. How much did he ask you for?
Hollywood and Company
Tom Hanks, Mark Hamill, Gabrielle Union, and Tyler Perry stop laughing. He needs money.
And no, I'm not responding to Janet.
Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, and Quinta Brunson had me laughing out loud.
Music Was in the House
Stevie Wonder, that was a joke right??? Your blind, I'm not!!!
Bruce Springsteen, Hey Boss... for the fans, I know
Bono and The Edge from U2, who did I deliver for in LA.
Christina Aguilera now that's a memory. Those are the people I delivered DoorDash to while I was in Los Angeles, can't give location. Thank you!!!
Jennifer Hudson, Chicago knows what happened.
And The Roots… could you play me any louder? Yes, I heard you! I got "Jay Z French horn jokes"
In Closing
Seeing so many familiar faces, hearing the questions, and knowing that people were wondering where I was... reminded me of something important: no matter how far apart we are, relationships matter.
So if I forgot anyone, blame the excitement, not the affection.
MADAME ANGELA MERKEL FROM GERMANY
Guten Morgen, Frau Merkel natürlich würdige ich Ihr Erscheinen und gehe darauf ein. Ich hatte nicht mit Ihrem Besuch gerechnet; hätte ich davon gewusst, hätte ich Sie sofort nach Las Vegas eingeladen, einfach nur, um gemeinsam Spaß zu haben. Sie hatten einen Gastauftritt nun wissen Sie, dass die deutschen Fans mich sofort mit der Figur aus dem Film „Django“ in Verbindung bringen werden. Wir müssen unser Geheimnis bewahren, dass ich die „Olivia Pope des echten Lebens“ bin. Danke für Ihren Besuch und vor allem: Danke für Ihre Freundschaft.
VIDEO: Malia Obama Rocks Out, Dances Like Crazy at Lollapalooza What was happening to me in Vegas "at the same time"?
Baby let's talk about it...
Malia, your mic was on when Michelle gave you that advise (made a threat) while Valerie was talking.
My question was "What kind of power move what that during the ritual"? Don't play with me!!!
I am sorry I cannot help you, you help me understand how (why) I lost Deja.
You know "I understand" what you are going thru.
I am not allowed to raise children, because of your parents, if I cannot raise my children, I cannot raise theirs.
I am curios... #Dawn usually plays #Malia, and #Sasha normally plays #Chevy...
Why does Malia look more like Lisa, you both know what I would say to this???
Girl stop playing with me, of all people you know I do not play that bullshit!
I know Purge Election Year, when I see it... hello!!!
Barack Obama said my name Chyvette Valentine for the FIRST time EXTENDEDHyde Park Academy Classmates of my son Devonte Pippen
You know Obama does not impress me
He was probably fucking Scottie the night DJ was shot
Was Michelle on the left (wife) or right Chevy???
Girl Bye
Sorry
I do NOT want to talk to Obama #PERIOD
I do not have any more children to sacrifice
Maybe you will understand why I RETIRED from politics
I am the reason the Obama Museum is built in Chicago!!!
OBAMA HAS LOST ALL ACCESS TO MESTAY OUT OF MY FACE!!!
NEVER AGAIN!!! (repost from 7/14/24)
STUDENT
VOLUNTEER
WHITE HOUSE INTERN
SECRET SERVICE DETAIL
STAY THE #F OUT OF MY FACE
NOT MY PARTY ... (repost from 7/14/24)
Dear Joe,
I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to share something important with you.
After much consideration and reflection, I have made the decision to withdraw all support for any candidate of either party.
The level of fighting and division in our political landscape has reached unbearable levels, and I can no longer endorse either party in good conscience.
One of the reasons behind this decision is the profound disillusionment I feel regarding the misuse of access to my personal life. Obama, whom I once supported, has crossed boundaries and abused this access in ways that have deeply affected me. I am not comfortable elaborating on the specifics, but suffice it to say that this manipulation has compromised my sense of safety and trust.
My legacy is not based and/or built upon Obama, that is the platform he used to get elected and maintain popularity.
My legacy is based on the work of Deborah Jamison Valentine, who knew both Trump and Biden.
As a result, I am severing my ties with both political parties.
This upcoming election season will mark my final one where I refrain from endorsing any party or candidate. It's a decision I've arrived at after much soul-searching and consideration of the values I hold dear.
I wanted you to hear this directly from me, as someone I value and respect. Our political choices are deeply personal, and while mine may differ from yours or others', I hope you can understand and respect my decision.
Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I appreciate your friendship and understanding during this challenging time.
Warm regards,
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