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Happy Anniversary Chris: 9 Years Later

"It's so hot in Vegas... I am drinking water"

"Watermelon Hydration Boost"

Happy Anniversary Chris: 9 Years Later

I'm having an emotional day, please excuse me.

My dental procedure took a turn for the worse, and I literally have to be careful not to damage my jaw any further than it already has been. Add rain to the equation, and you already know I'm in my feelings. Rain has always made me emotional.

Now mix in hormones raging because Chris is acting up, menopause, PTSD, anxiety, and a few memories that refuse to stay in the past, and you have the perfect storm. Sometimes life doesn't ask you to move. Sometimes it asks you to stop and listen.

Chris and I will celebrate nine years of friendship on July 8.

It all started at Drai's.

I wasn't looking for him. He found me.

Nothing has been the same since.

Excuse me today if I'm a little distracted. Today is my Notary Training Day. I'll be studying Notary services, Apostille processing, Loan Signings, and focusing on propelling my business forward. There is work to do, goals to accomplish, and a future to build.

I cannot lie and say I don't want to join this tour. Of course I do.

But I'm remaining in Las Vegas to establish and build my business. Sometimes choosing your future means staying put while everyone else is moving around.

I'm proud of you, baby.

You earned every moment of this shine.

Forgive me if I miss the BET Awards this year.

When I think about how my grandmother worked and sacrificed to help establish a network dedicated to promoting Black excellence, and then compare it to what I see today, I struggle. These days, I'd rather stream movies and spend my time doing almost anything else.

Maybe I'm getting old.

Maybe I'm becoming more selective.

Maybe I just don't understand half of what they're saying anymore.

Either way, I feel like I need to pray and spray Lysol on my television afterward.

And while you're watching, I need you to tell me exactly what is being whispered in Kevin Hart's ear because I cannot be held responsible for the conclusions I reach on my own.

It's raining in Las Vegas today.

See, that's what happens when Chris makes me #Wet.

I got jokes.

The rain will come and go throughout the day, just like emotions do. The memories will visit. The feelings will settle. The work will still be there waiting for me.

And yes, I'll miss him when he's gone.

So today, I'll study.

I'll heal.

I'll build.

And I'll smile at the memories.

Happy Anniversary, Chris.

Nine years later.

I miss my #Chanel bag, my cousin Deon gave it to me.

VEGAS: DID YOU HEAR THUNDER AT 2:50 THIS MORNING???

"CHRIS AND I WERE PRAYING"

GOD SANG HIS PART AGAIN

ATLANTA: Who remembers August 8, 2022 Concert???? When GOD stepped in to do HIS dance

So I was reminding Chris of previous before after moments, when I reminded him of Atlanta. 

It began raining during the show and everyone ran for cover.

I started singing "Liquor" and staff came to find me.

This video depicts GOD flashing lights when it was HIS time to sing.

I can't explain it... Go Crazy

When the thunder hit, Chris hollered "Get TF outta here" it was Hilarious!!!

I always pray for him before going on tour. 

I can't tell it all, but he is covered, prepare for a FABULOUS SHOW!!!

BEFORE AND AFTER WITH CHRIS TEXT from 2018 turned into a video "Then you won't make it to MY BED"

During one of his all night text sessions...

It Depends "She gets Chanel" ... "All she think 'bout is Chanel... But that pu**y so wet, I can sail"

BEFORE AND AFTER WITH CHRIS COME THRU WITH HER

BEFORE: THE BATON SHOW LOUNGE FOR MOTHER'S DAY

 

 AFTER "H.E.R. GAVE ME THE INSIDE SCOOP

BEFORE AND AFTER WITH CHRIS #HEAT

BEFORE: WHILE PICKING UP ORDERS HE SENT ME, SEARCHING LOCATIONS FOR #BP

AFTER YOU SAW THE VIDEO #HEAT

BEFORE AND AFTER WITH CHRIS : WHO REMEMBERS FREAKY FRIDAY? REMINDER TO WORK ON LO MEIN RECIPES

YOU KNOW IT'S ME... "PREPARING HIM FOR TOUR"!!! 2 DAYS BEFORE #SHOWTIME

MEANWHILE BACK IN VEGAS... CHRIS BROWN SHUT DOWN THE STRIP #OBVIOUS IT'S OKAY VEGAS IS USED TO HIM FOLLOWING ME #H2H "He turned my banner photo into a video"

2017 Chris Brown saga starts again... Did he just walk up on me?

I woke up the next morning to this... #really

"See what had happened was"... Relax... Trump's Alive "we knew that script" we heard that too :)

HEY CHRIS... THAT LOOKS LIKE A #COMMERCIAL "If I didn't know any better, that might be a #INVESTOR #TIP Did you just add a plane???

First of all you started off with promising me mansion #Tempo

Then we danced off a Pier in Santa Monica #Undecided

Now you are taking over Vegas with Chevy #Obvious

All vehicles must meet the 6000 pound qualification

I prefer Hybrids

You know Fletcher Mercedes is my Dealer of Choice

Chris needs "specifics" and he will follow, that is what I love about him the most

Smiling With Tears in My Eyes Are Scottie & Larsa ready to settle??? I am worth $400 million at the end of the day... Check for last revision #NBA #Bulls #Pippen

TIP: Chris Brown has more power than Obama

BONUS: You gain Mustapha followers who know I write Farrakhan speeches

You learned that at #Nispey #Funeral...   Love #Chevy

Smiling with tears in my eyes, I was not that cute in the pool, but I understand, you got jokes. Thank you to the model who covered that shot in his story.

I caught myself trolling Facebook when my feed was suddenly filled with clips and reels from Chris Brown.

The first thing I'm going to say is, Drai's is closed, so you know I'm not coming to party and go through all of that again.

Next, hey fam...

Joyce, you know your son is somewhere cutting up, looking for a reason. We should be fine now.

RoRo, hey baby... how old are you now???

Nia, I'm too tired and in too much pain to talk about it right now.

Aeko, gimme kisses...

I don't know the other children, and you know I'm divided about taking care of another child. When we left Vegas in 2018, you had one child. Now you have a litter.

Usher, stop coaching him for what you desire for yourself. Don't play with me. Where's Kody??? I sat next to Chili (TLC) at New Birth, I served him myself.

QUESTION: WHO DO YOU THINK BOOKED USHER FOR SUPERBOWL?

Chris, you make me cry, not because I fear you, but because you mean to tell me that you're the only one who cares? I am not mad, that is not a insult...

Chris converts our text conversations into videos, I am literally the motivation behind 80% of the songs he has produced since we met in Vegas.

He did follow me to Chicago, to the H.E.R. concert, and lived in the building at 6700 Southshore, he followed me from there to Presidential Towers and found me after being pushed out of Chicago. See the vdeo "Come Thru"...

Chris can tell you "everything about me" if you ask, his mother and I are friends. I am Godmother to his children and his entire team knows me. The film, production and stage staff all know who I am, they are all trained to this process... smile!!!

Lest be known to you #Undecided is us living homeless in Santa Monica while suing Scottie Pippen before Kobe crashed, just having fun, now we are back in Vegas. 

RoRo, you know I am real... that's all that matters to me.

What happened when GOD performed in Atlanta??? August 8, 2022 ... that was cool. Plus the #KIDZ surrounded me during the show, while drones filmed me.

I am certain he has footage from Atlanta, GOD provided special effects HIMSELF, that was cool. Plus I got to visit my New Birth family during my quick trip. 

Janet threw me under the bus with that drama. I was in so much denial, distracted by Dawn and Lisa, that I never saw it coming.

That's my entire career, built and based on Michael Jackson. For heaven's sake, I was supposed to be his children's surrogate, and I got stuck with this hand?

I love all of my children, but if I can't get credit for what I've done, why do more???

I want to celebrate you in so many ways, but I'm tired.

I want so badly to believe that you're stepping in to invest in my business. Then I remind myself of the betrayal of others. I'm not lying to myself this round.

I don't remember people who wanted to forget me. Is this something to keep me busy for the summer???

Chris, thank you for being crazy enough to follow every word, but I can't handle this right now, baby.

I've been drugged up from dental work. I'm struggling with emotions, I'm dealing with deadlines, and I'm missing my children so badly I can't breathe.

I'm proud of you, baby. You have a doctrine. You are now a father of four. You officially have a girl collection.

So why are you flexing when you know I don't play that shit???

Anyway... hello to the #KIDZ and the tour dancers. Yes, I know where you are, rehearsing and preparing for the tour.

I know your hotel close to me, and I can hear you everywhere...

Yes, I know Chris knows where I live. Jay-Z told everyone a month ago...

You know I have "special teeth". My teeth have deep roots. I've been told they are deeper than normal. It takes three times the Novocain to numb my nerves. My dentist might have used too much. My jaw has been locked since June 5. I'm not making excuses. I've pressed forth, but I'm tired of the drama.

I'm tired of being the genie in the bottle for jokes.

I'm thankful you recovered from COVID. You maintained and sustained. Please be sure to learn from your mistakes and proceed with caution. 

Pay your taxes, focus on performance not politics, don't take anything personal... don't get caught with your guard down

I AM NOT GOING ON TOUR WITH YOU... LOL 

"That would be so much fun, I earned a break"

I haven't seen you since Presidential Towers.

#GoCrazy... Chris caught me having a conversation with GOD and the Devil...

He whispered wassup :) What???

You know how I pray... 

You know how GOD responds...

I love you, baby.

#Nanna

P.S. LVMPD IF YOU CHECK MY POLICE REPORT: CHRIS BROWN IS A NAMED WITNESS REPORT #LLV171023002426

GB2G HAPPY FATHERS DAY... I MISS YOU SO MUCH I can reprint my certificate from you