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Saturday, June 20, 2026
EXCUSE MY MANNERS ... "Not one more word about the Obama family after today!!!
Excuse My Manners
I saw so many of my personal friends, buddies, classmates, family, coworkers, students, and familiar faces that I almost forgot to say thank you. So, excuse my manners.
As I listened to him answer questions in his ear from people I couldn't even see, many of them asking him to explain my absence, I realized I owed everyone a few thoughts and a proper recap.
A Few Distinguished Guests
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY WISHES"
Former Presidents George Bush and Mama "G", yes ma'am, I'm in my room planting #Greens. "I know you know where I am". "Happy Father's Day" #GB2G... "Did he openly #bid on you"?
Bill, I caught you sleeping. Hillary, that hat was killing it. You know I'm cursing under my breath. Somebody pass her a glass of vodka and kindly walk her to her seat.
Joe… hey Joe… you still here, baby? Alright then. Hey, Jill.
Angela Merkel, girl stop playing. You made #Django real. Missing my visit with you was very disappointing. Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, when you came up missing in Germany, that's who found you for me. Just note, that was before Obama.
Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, it was good seeing you as well.
Had I known so many of my "international ties" were showing up, I would have extended an invitation to Las Vegas.
Leaders, Activists, and Legends
Al Sharpton, no comment.
Andrew Young, you made it.
Oprah Winfrey, that's obvious. How much are you giving?
George Lucas, this story might be better than Star Wars. What do you think?
Steven Spielberg, you know what? I know you know where I am. You came off the mountain waiting for this movie. Happy Father's Day to you, it is part of the story I guess. How much did he ask you for?
Hollywood and Company
Tom Hanks, Mark Hamill, Gabrielle Union, and Tyler Perry stop laughing. He needs money.
And no, I'm not responding to Janet.
Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, and Quinta Brunson had me laughing out loud.
Music Was in the House
Stevie Wonder, that was a joke right??? Your blind, I'm not!!!
Bruce Springsteen, Hey Boss... for the fans, I know
Bono and The Edge from U2, who did I deliver for in LA.
Christina Aguilera now that's a memory. Those are the people I delivered DoorDash to while I was in Los Angeles, can't give location. Thank you!!!
Jennifer Hudson, Chicago knows what happened.
And The Roots… could you play me any louder? Yes, I heard you! I got "Jay Z French horn jokes"
In Closing
Seeing so many familiar faces, hearing the questions, and knowing that people were wondering where I was... reminded me of something important: no matter how far apart we are, relationships matter.
So if I forgot anyone, blame the excitement, not the affection.
DENTAL WORK NIGHTMARE HOME IN BED RESTING MY JAW ON ICE!!!
DIET: #MOTRIN AND #FRESHPRESSEDJUICES
QUESTION: WERE FEMALE MEDIA NOT WELCOME DURING THIS RITUAL
10:14 am OPERATION PUSH FOR UPDATES
Ok, just getting out of my bed to update Yusef and Jonathan Jackson have confirmed visiting Obama's private living space at the library, see I can always trust on them telling everything.
You see that is where the cost of the project increased, that is their private residence as well, there is a secret underground road built under to take them from one point to another.
I was PUSHED out of Southshore during that part of the road construction. However most of the "black contractors who are owed money come from Chicago, Southshore".
Please excuse Yusef (whom I do not know) and Jonathan who is too excited to share what he knows, forgetting I was running for Alderwoman when the project erected.
Since we were children, when one screams we all come running. That no longer works, however I leave behind a community that looks to me to understand what is happening from the outside looking in.
They are responsible for helping raise the money needed to pay for the project, my apologies I watched Kamala build a campaign fund of $1 billion then go $20 million into debt, what was the plan when you started that project.
Disclaimer: Obama is not my job, I am not HIV positive, I am not anal, I do not swing, I am NOT a drag queen... "I will never desire you in any way, and you did not take anything from me, that you will not pay for, I am not impressed by you".
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Reminder: I was dating Rahm Emmanuel's bodyguard Commander Brian Thompson, unit 542 of Chicago Police during my Obama era. #Duh
MADAME ANGELA MERKEL FROM GERMANY
Guten Morgen, Frau Merkel natürlich würdige ich Ihr Erscheinen und gehe darauf ein. Ich hatte nicht mit Ihrem Besuch gerechnet; hätte ich davon gewusst, hätte ich Sie sofort nach Las Vegas eingeladen, einfach nur, um gemeinsam Spaß zu haben. Sie hatten einen Gastauftritt nun wissen Sie, dass die deutschen Fans mich sofort mit der Figur aus dem Film „Django“ in Verbindung bringen werden. Wir müssen unser Geheimnis bewahren, dass ich die „Olivia Pope des echten Lebens“ bin. Danke für Ihren Besuch und vor allem: Danke für Ihre Freundschaft.
VIDEO: Malia Obama Rocks Out, Dances Like Crazy at Lollapalooza What was happening to me in Vegas "at the same time"?
Baby let's talk about it...
Malia, your mic was on when Michelle gave you that advise (made a threat) while Valerie was talking.
My question was "What kind of power move what that during the ritual"? Don't play with me!!!
I am sorry I cannot help you, you help me understand how (why) I lost Deja.
You know "I understand" what you are going thru.
I am not allowed to raise children, because of your parents, if I cannot raise my children, I cannot raise theirs.
I am curios... #Dawn usually plays #Malia, and #Sasha normally plays #Chevy...
Why does Malia look more like Lisa, you both know what I would say to this???
Girl stop playing with me, of all people you know I do not play that bullshit!
I know Purge Election Year, when I see it... hello!!!
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