CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET???

BUSY DOONG ME... WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (I just said) updated from (forgot the date)

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING!!! WHAT WAS MY ADDRESS WHEN THIS HAPPENED???

 

Did you know???? (8) Vanessa and (24) Chevy...

Oh yes, the NBA got an extension team... 

I've been secretly promising Gary Payton and Shaq I will attend their parties... only if after I'm established they will attend my parties. 

I have so much planned, have you ever attended a successful "Chevy Party"???

Ok wait for this, when you attend open bar (4 limit) yes there is a limit, if drunk... nope.

There is always food, I love theme parties events, and you know I will have some kind of show. This is Vegas, imagine a pajama party with a secret guest.

My friends do amazing things for me... if I ask nicely.

Mike Tyson, hey Mike... Mike!!! You know you looking for me!!!

So allow me time to get my thoughts together. I really took a deep dive.

Tell me what you think??? I didn't cry but wondering whose following... 

I wonder if Jeff knows my son was shot the day Kobe was scheduled to sign his divorce?? I'm the woman Kobe almost got traded to the Bulls 2008??? 

I'm the reason why they crashed his plane!!! He was on his way to Chicago to brag he found me in Santa Monica. 

Just like here in Vegas I was trying to buy a property at 609 Palisades, and the abandoned restaurant on Chanel/Pacific Coast Highway, the same area that burned down after Scottie was served. 

I'm not upset about the NBA expanding to Vegas, using me was the smartest move the Goodman's could do. 

You keep forgetting I know many more players than Scottie. 

EXCUSE ME there's this really ugly guy named MICHAEL JORDAN you must be confused, not me. 

Charles Oakley, Antoine Carr, Kendall Gill, Tim Hardaway, Stacy King, Craig Hodges, Isiah Thomas, Gary Payton, Shaquille O'Neal.

I AM THE PERSON WHO HOSTED PARTIES FOR THE BULLS #DUH